Off the Toilet wall

Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:

Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men.
– Women’s toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.

The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breastplate open.
– Women’s toilet, Champaign, Illinois.

Beauty is only a light switch away.
– Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I’ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
– Houghton Library, Harvard, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
– The Irish Times, Washington DC.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
– Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
– Tucson, Arizona.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
– Men’s toilet, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

A Women’s Rule of Thumb – if it has tyres or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
– Women’s toilet, Dallas, Texas.

Jesus Saves, but wouldn’t it be better if he had invested?
– Men’s toilet, American University, Washington DC.

Express Lane: Five beers or less.
– Sign over one of the urinals, Phoenix, Arizona.

You’re too good for him.
– Sign over mirror in women’s toilet, Beverly Hills, California.

No wonder you always go home alone.
– Sign over mirror in men’s toilet, Beverly Hills, California.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. – Armand’s Pizza, Washington DC.

To do is to be – Descartes
To be is to do – Sartre
Do be do be do – Frank Sinatra
– Men’s toilets, Scottsdale, Arizona.

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
– Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war – hell, do both, get married!
– Women’s toilet, Bozeman, Montana.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
– Revolution Books, New York.

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