Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
”She’s out of control!” the first doctor says. ”She does everything
backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine
every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!”
”That’s nothing,” said the second doctor, �earlier this week I told her to
give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one
hour!”
All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.
”OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths
boil!”’