Novel Ways to Relieve Stress

Jam minature marshmallows up your nose — and try to sneeze them out.Use you MasterCard — to pay your Visa bill.Pop some popcorn — without putting the lid on.When someone says, ”Have a nice day” — tell them you have other plans.During your next meeting — sneeze and the loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.Find out what a frog in a blender — really looks like.Make a list of things — you have already done.Dance naked — in front of your pets.Put your child’s clothes on backwards — and send them off to school as if nothing was wrong.Thumb through the National Geographic — and draw underwear on the Natives.Go shopping and buy everything you want — sweat in them and return them the next day.Drive to work — in reverse.Read the dictionary backwards — and look for subliminal messages.Start a nasty rumor — and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.Bill your doctor — for the time you spent in his waiting room.Get a box of condoms — wait in line at the checkout and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.

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