This guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender he wants a beer, “anything but Natural light”. Why not Natural Light the bartender say’s, “you always drink Natural Light”? “Not anymore, buddy, last night I got so Drunk on natural Light, I went home and blew chunks”. Well, the bartender say’s, everybody does that when they get that drunk, you know, that�s no big deal…”You don�t understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!”