A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won’t let him in the guy asks,
“‘Why not?”
“Because you’re not wearing a tie,” says the bouncer.
“But I have come all the way from the other end of town�, says the guy.
“Sorry mate, that’s the rules,” says the bouncer.
So the guy goes back to his car to try and see if he can find a tie or
something like one. He finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around himself,
and goes back to the club.
“Is this all right?” he asks the bouncer.
“Well, all right then�, replies the bouncer. “But I’ll be watching you – don’t
start anything!”