A very new and nervous school inspector was being shown ’round a very rough school.
Just as the tour of inspection was coming to an end, the principal asked him if he’d mind saying a few words of advice to a class of unruly 16 year olds, who were going to leave school at the end of term.
The principal managed to get the kids to be quiet, introduced them to the inspector and told them that he was going to say a few words to them.
The poor man was totally nonplussed by the sight of unwelcoming faces staring at him, but he took a deep breath and began: “When y-y-y-you were in-in-infants I’m sure you enjoyed your in-in-infancy.”
“As ch-ch-children I’m sure you enjoyed y-y-y-your ch-ch-childhood.”
“I c-c-c-can see that you are enjoying your a-a-a-a-adolescence and I h-h-hope that w-w-when you leave school and become adults, you will enjoy your adultery.”
Submitted by Frodo
Edited by Yisman