14> Routinely outsmarted by cheese13> Three experts short of an antitrust suit12> Three-time Darwin Award winner11> Keeps her brain in mint condition10> A few planets short of a federation 9> Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world 8> Duh! on parade 7> Still cutting with rounded scissors 6> He’s a T-1 line of pure stupid 5> At least one Brady short of a Bunch 4> Sharp as a donut 3> Has a vacancy at the Grey Matter Motel 2> T minus dumb and counting 1> “Good afternoon, Boulder Homicide”