A little boy just recieved a new bike for christmas.As he was riding down the street with much excitement a cop comes up to him on a horse.
The cop says hello, is that a new bike, yes the boy replies, did you get it from santa,yes i did,
well i am going to have to write you a ticket the cop says because you dont have a light reflector, and that is a safety hazard.The cop said so maybe next year you should ask santa for a reflector.
The boy replies thats a nice horse you have there
did you get it from santa, yes i did the cop replies,well maybe next year you should ask santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse instead of on the top.