Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on the porch in rocking chairs passing the time of day. Next door were two elderly ladies that were trying to get their attention. One said to the other “How can we get their attention?” The other replied “I’ll get their attention, watch this.” With that she took her clothes off and ran down the sidewalk past the elderly gentlemen.”Did you see that” asked one.”Yeah” repllied the other, “It sure needs ironing.”