General Lang was fighting a war with his army on horses in
Nebraska against the Indians. He grouped all of his men together
and said, “well men, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
Which would you like to hear first?”
One soldier says, “lets hear the bad news first.”
Then the general says, “the bad news is that these Indians are
really pissed and we’re all gonna die.”
A soldier says, “what is the good news?”
The general says, “the good news is that we won’t have to ride
back through Nebraska!!!”