A boy was getting a checkup while his mother was in the waiting
room. Trying to get some information out of the boy, the nurse
asked, “What is your mother’s name?” The boy said “Mommy.” The
nurse said, “Well, what does your daddy call her?” The boy said
“Tammy.” The nurse wrote this down.
She did the smae thing, only with the father as the subject, and
got the same reply, “Daddy.” As a last resort, she remarked,
once again, “What does your mommy call him?” The boy looked up
at her with big innocent eyes and said, “Asshole.”