“People are wondering what will happen to Afghanistan when we’re finished
fighting there. I’m sure there are plans to rebuild the country, and a lot of
times with rebuilding comes a name change. These are some possible name changes
the government has been mulling over: Halfghanistan, Pothole-istan,
Jenniferanistan, Assbackwardstan, Bye-bye-Talibanstan, Ass-Kicked-istan.”