Movies simplified15. ‘Pretty Woman’ — ‘I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money’14. ‘Face/Off’ — ‘Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again, Harder!’13. ‘Leaving Las Vegas’ — ‘I’m Drunk And You’re a Prostitute’12. ‘Interview With The Vampire’ — ‘So, You Are a Lawyer?’11. ‘The Piano’ — ‘Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your Finger!’10. ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ — ‘Help! My Pretend Boyfriend Is Gay!’9. ‘George of the Jungle’ — ‘Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree With Genitals’8. ‘Scent of a Woman’ — ‘Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!’7. ‘Love, Valour, Compassion!’ — ‘I Am That Guy From Seinfeld So It’s Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay Movie’6. ‘Babe’ — ‘The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves Agricultural Problems’5. ‘Twister’ — ‘Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!’4. ‘Field of Dreams’ — ‘Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield’3. ‘Barb Wire’ — ‘Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You’2. ‘Batman & Robin’ — ‘Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy’1. ‘The Crying Game’ — ‘Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!’