- Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
- If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
- Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
- He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
- Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
- Couple on seven-day honeymoon make whole week.
- Girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip.
- Girl who sit on judge’s lap get honorable discharge.
- Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
- Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy — feeling nuts.
- Squirrel who run up woman’s leg not find nuts.
- He who run behind bus get exhausted.
- Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
- He who fish in other’s hole often catch crabs.