Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on
the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
“Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!” she exclaimed.
“No,” said the genie, “You have been very bad this year, and because of this,
I can only give you one wish.”
“Let’s see,” says Monica, “I don’t need fame, because I have plenty of that
due to all of the media coverage. And I don’t need money, because after I write
my book, and do all my interviews, I’ll have all the money I could ever want. I
would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that’s it, for my one
wish I would like my love handles removed.”
“Poof!”
And just like that… her ears were gone.