Monica Lewinsky Buys Condoms Posted on July 2, 2015July 2, 2007 by admin Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, “I need to buy condoms.” The pharmacist looked up and asked, “Shall I put it on your bill?” “No, thanks,” Monica responded. “I prefer to put them on him myself.” Spread the love Related posts: Who was the first liberal Democrat? Lesbian and a gay To attend D-Day celebrations. They both have Bills that are losers.