: A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the > > class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying > > attention. > > She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and > > whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite > > itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office. He was > > to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it > > and > > returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the > > room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk > > with his penis hanging out.”I thought I told you to call your Mom.” She > > screamed. “I did,” he said, “And she told me that if I could stick it > > out > > till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.”