A woman, impatiently waiting for her husband to get off the computer asks
in a frenzy of madness.
“Why is a modem any better than a woman?!”
The man, sitting up, did not have to think at all.
“Well, dear, the answer is right under your nose.” He said, patting the
CPU. “You see, the modem doesn’t complain if I sit here and play games, A
modem doesn’t mind if I talk to other modems, a modem doesn’t have purse
it can hit you with when it gets mad. And the MOST IMPORTANT reason is
that a modem comes with an instruction manual.”
-Isis