Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off. He obviously misunderstood.
Good thing he didn’t say two.
Evander after the fight: “Maybe I shouldn’t have told him to ‘Bite Me’.”
Tyson’s favorite football team: the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in
Earie, PA.
They are making a new boxing term for Tyson. Instead of KO, it will be a Van
Gogh. “Evander was Van Gogh-ed in the third.”
Can’t beat um? Eat um.
If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?
In this corner Evander the “Real Meal” Holyfield!
Before the fight, Mike’s trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfield. Oops,
bad advice.
Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world.