Mice in a lightbulb? Posted on June 26, 2015June 26, 2007 by admin Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two…but I don’t know how they’d get in there! Spread the love Related posts: The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs A Bloody Vampire Bat Calling dogs and cats Life or Death?