First we state that girls require time and money, so
Girls = Time x Money
As we also know that “Time is Money”
Time = Money
Therefore
Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 (“^” indicates an exponent)
And since “Money is the root of all evil,”
Money = *Evil* (* = a sqaure root)
Therefore
Girls = (*Evil*)^2
And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil