“They say that people with opposite characteristics make the best marriage.” “That’s why I’m looking for a girl with money.”
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Insurance man: “Now that you’re married, I suppose you’ll want more insurance.”
Bridegroom: “Na, I don’t think she’s dangerous.”
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Two friends who hadn’t seen each other in years met at a party. After exchanging small talk, they began discussing their lives. “You know, I never really knew the meaning of happiness until I got married,” one man said.
“I know exactly how you feel,” the other said, nodding. “But by that time it was too late.”
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Some husbands are real comforters, while others are wet blankets.
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Wives have terrible memories. They never forget anything.