A man walks into and sits down at the bar. He picks up some peanuts and eats them. The peanuts (as he`s eating them) say ” You are a really handsome man, I`m so pleased to be eaten by someone as intelligent, goodlooking and charming as you”.
After a couple of drinks the man goes to the cigarette machine, on putting his money in the machine shouts ” What the hell are YOU doing here? We don`t want people like you in this place, get out you obnoxious piece of filth!!”
On hearing this the man complains to the barman. The barman explains ” I`m VERY sorry sir, the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order.