A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, “Every flavor ice cream in the world.”
“Bullshit,” thinks the man and walks in. “So you say you have every flavor ice cream in the world? O.K., I would like three scoops of pussy flavored ice cream, please.”
“No problem, sir.”
The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick. Grimacing, he says, “This doesn’t taste like pussy, it tastes like shit!”
The assistant replies, “Of course it tastes like shit when you take such long licks!”