A boy comes home from school one day and excitedly tells his father, �Guess what? I had sex with my teacher today!�
The father smiles and says, �I�m proud of you, son.
You�re a bit young, but the day a man loses his virginity is a day to celebrate.
I�ll take you out for a fancy dinner, then I�ll buy you a new bicycle!�
�Dinner sounds great, Dad,� the son replies, �but can we hold off on the bike?
My butt is still a little sore.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo