A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
The waiter says, “Excuse me, but you should be advised that if you want the steak, there is a shortage.”
The Texan says, “What’s a shortage?”
The Russian says, “What’s a steak?”
The New Yorker says, “What’s ‘Excuse me’?”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo