One day there was a little boy who got his little red wagon
stuck in the mud. He was cursing and kicking it trying to get it
out, when a priest happened along and upon scolding him for
cursing said, “Little boy you should’nt go on like that, did you
know that god is everywhere.”
The little boy said, “Oh yeah? Is he in my shoe?”
The priest replied Yes.
“Is he in my little red wagon?”
“Yes,” said the priest.
“Then why the heck doesn’t he get out and help me push?!”