Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hood’s mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket.
One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled “I’m going to fuck your brains out!”
Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: “Oh no you’re not, you’re going to eat me like the story says.”