A young indian wants to learn how indians get their names so he
goes to chief sitting bull and asks him,
“Where do we get our names ?” to which the chief replies, “When
child is born chief go out of teepee and first thing chief sees
child named. If chief sees swooping hawk child named swooping
hawk, if chief sees a running bear then child named running
bear, so tell me Two Dogs Fucking why do u ask?”