During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.”Only last week” the Frenchman said “a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!””Don’t be absurd” the Brit exclaimed.”It couldn’t have been that big — she wouldn’t have been able to walk if it were.””Aah, you English, always thinking about size” replied the Frenchman.”I was talking about the flavour!”