Dear Santa,
Will you please get me a bike for Christmas? Thank you.
Your friend,
Mackenzie
“Dear Mackenzie,
I’ll try my best to get you a bie.
Santa”
Dear Santa,
Will you please get me a hamster and a pony for Christmas?
Your friend,
Bobby
“Dear Bobby,
Ya, sure, whatever.
Santa”
Dear Santa,
Give me a bike, slinky, dog, gold ring, pony, unicorn, cat,
hamster, fish, video games, a teddy bear, and a life time supply
of fruit roll ups.”
From
Julia
“Dear Julia,
No, I will not give you all that shit for your stupid holiday.
I am tired of you brats asking me for all this junk. ‘Dear
Santa, give me give me give me!!!’ Well do you little mothers
even care for what I want? NOO!!!!!!! It’s always you you you
and none for me me me! I got an idea, I’ll personally deliver
the ring, but I’ll shove it upi your ass! Hey, Julia, ever
heard of a lesbian? Well, you can be one for Halloween, just
liek your mother!! Wait, your mother aint pretending, she’s a
real lesbian!! Ever wonder where your father went? Now ya
know! Your mom screwed him, then dumped him after getting
pregnant and having a spoiled little fuck like you!!! Tell your
friends that Rudolf had his head smashed in, and that I am
carrying an AK47. Now fuck off forever brat, and I’ll see you
soon!!!!
Santa”