“Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.””I’m out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?” “Happiness is a belt-fed weapon””3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.””2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.””I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. “”MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!”BAD COP! – NO DONUT!!! Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.