Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frances!
Frances who?
Frances hello!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francie!
Francie who?
Francie that!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis on the other side of the Channel!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Franks and beans!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countryman…!