A brunette, a red head, and a blonde dared each other to jump
off a building.
The brunette jumped off a two-story building and broke a few
bones. It took the surgeons five years to reconstruct her body.
The redhead jumped off a three-story building. It took the
surgeons seven years to reconstruct her body.
The blonde jumped off a five story building and landed on a lamp
post. It took the surgeons ten years to wipe the smile off her
face!