In First Grade little Johnnie raises his hand. The teacher asks
what he wants and he says he needs to go to the restroom. He’s
excused and leaves. Five minutes later, he returns and whispers
to the teacher, “I can’t find it.” She gives little Johnnie
directions to the boy’s room. Five minutes later, he is back and
tells the teacher, “I still can’t find it. The teacher sends
Eddie with little Johnnie. When they return, the teacher asks
Eddie if they found it. Eddie says, “We found it this time. He
had his pants on backward.”