The teacher was going round the class of young kids asking them a word with 3 silibles. a girl puts her hand up and says “BEAUT-I-FUL”. “well done” says the teacher! Joe puts his hand up and says “MAS-TER-BATE” “NO JOE, THAT WORD JUST SUCKS!”
he replied with “I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BLOW JOB, MISS”