A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.”Jesus is gonna get you.” The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.”Jesus is gonna get you.” The robber started to get a little worried.”What’s your name, birdie?” “Moses.” “What dumbass named you Moses?” “The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus.”