A burgler walked into a quiet little house at the end of a road.
He was stealing diamonds when he hears
“Jesus is watching you”
The guy freaks and turns around, seeing nothing he goes back to stealing diamonds.
And again he hears
“Jesus is watching you”
He turns around again and this time sees a parrot in a corner cage saying
“Jesus is watching you”
The guy gets all embarrassed about freaking out over a little parrot and says
“who do you think you are”
the bird replies
“Moses”
“What kind of idiot names their bird Moses”
“The same idiot who named their pitbull Jesus”