a thief had got into a house and was about to steal the money when someone said jesus is watching u he turned around 2 go when he thought dat he might as well take the money and he was about 2 take the money when again the voice said jesus is watching u he turned on the light and there was a parrot the thief asked the parrot what his name was the parrot said robert the thief said who was so dum 2 name u dat? the parrot said the same 1 who was watching u all the time the thief turned around 2 see a dog(jesus)