Jack and Jill went up the hill,
For just an itty-bitty,
Jill’s now 2 months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a quarter,
Jill came down with 50 cents.
Do you think they went for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jill forgot to take the pill,
So now they’ve got a daughter!
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a keg of brandy,
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it’s Jack, Jill, and Andy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing,
Jack made a pass, grabbed her ass,
And now his front 2 teeth are missing