An IRS agent stepped into a synagogue looking for the rabbi.
“Rabbi,” he said when he found him,” do you know a Mr. Morris Katz?”
“Well, yes, I do,” said the rabbi.
“Is he a member of your congregation?” asked the agent.
“Uh, yes, he is,” said the rabbi, “why do you ask?”
“I’m from the IRS. Can you tell me something? Did he make the $100,000 donation to the synagogue, that he claimed on his tax return?” asked the IRS agent.
“I would have to check our records,” replied the rabbi, “butn if he hasn’t, I can assure you that he will!”