A man is fishing when a submarine emerges right in front of him. the captain
pops his head out and asks:
– pray you, good man, tell us, where are we?
– get the f*** out of here, you motherf****** ass-f***** butt-f******
f*******! you are scaring my f****** fish away, you dumbf***! f*** your mother,
ass-f*** your father, fu…
– gentlemen, we are in russia!