A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders
a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself
to use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar,
so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, “What’s your name?”
� Huey,” replies the duck.
“So, how’s your day been?”
� Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Huey. “I’ve been in and out of puddles
all day.”
The bartender asks the second duck, “What’s your name?”
“Duey,” replies the duck.
� So, how’s your day been?”
“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Duey. “I’ve been in and out of puddles all
day.”
The witty bartender says to the third duck, “So I guess your name is Louie?”
The duck replies, “No, I’m Puddles.”