*104 million are retired (leaving 133 million to do the work).*85 million are in school (leaving 48 million to do the work).*29 million are employed by the federal government (leaving 19 million to do the work).*2.8 million are in the armed forces (leaving 16.2 million to do the work).*14.8 million work for state and city governments (leaving 1.4 million to do the work).*188,000 are in hospitals (leaving 1,212,000 to do the work).*1,211,998 are in prisons. That leaves just two people to do all the work. You and me. And you’re sitting there reading this joke!