(G)uest: Waiter!
(W)aider: Hello, my name is Bill and I will be your server tonight. You stay may be monitored for quality control reasons. First, may I have your address and phone number? Good, now what can I do for you?
G: There’s a fly in my soup
W: Leave the restaurant and come back in. Possibly the fly will not be there the next time
G: No, the fly is still there…
W: Maybe you are eating the soup incorrectly, try it with the fork
G: Even if I use the fork, the fly is still there!
W: Does the dish fit the soup? what kind of dish are you using?
G: A SOUP DISH!
W: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the soup dish delivered?
G: You brought the soup dish on a serving dish, but what does that have to do with the fly in my soup?
W: Can you remember everything, before you realized there was a fly in your soup?
G: I sat down and ordered the soup of the day.
W: Have you considered switching to the latest soup of the day?
G: You have more then one soup of the day?
W: Yes, we change the soup of the day hourly
G: Ok, what is the current soup of the day?
W: The current soup of the day is tomato soup
G: Great, bring me the current soup of the day and the check – I’m running late by now…. The waiter brings the soup and the check
W: Here is the soup and the check.
G: But that is potato soup?
W: Yes, the tomato soup got delayed by about 6 months while we try to remove some lumps…
G: Fine, I’m so hungry, I’ll eat the potato soup…
The waiter leaves
G: Waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup! ………………..
INVOICE
Soup of the day: $40.00
Upgrade to the new soup of the day: $20.00
Support: $200.00
Defect in the soup of the day with no surcharge (to be changed with tomorrow’s soup)