If Men were to re-write the rules:Rule # 1Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.Rule # 3If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.Rule # 4It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.Rule # 5Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?Rule # 6Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.Rule # 7You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both.Rule # 8Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.Rule # 9Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.Rule # 10Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.Rule # 11 When we’re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying ‘This is our exit’ is not necessary.Rule # 12Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.