I can’t feel my legs! Posted on May 21, 2018May 21, 2008 by admin A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC…I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!! “Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms.” Spread the love Related posts: Old Lady With Gas ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM Viagra jokes Wrong arm of the law