One day a boy comes home from school and says, “dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school.” so the father replies, “go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars.” so the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. his dad says ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars. so he does and sure enough she says yes. so the father says, you see son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores.”