A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells “Give
me a Budweiser, or…!” Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This
happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous
wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for
himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next
day, the hooligan returns.
“Give me a Budweiser, or…!”
“O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?” stammers the bartender.
“A small Coke.”