How to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped… – You’ve got Windows on your laptop. – Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave. – Your dork is ajar. – Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. – I can see your Gap dancers. – Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson… – Your pod bay door is open, Hal. – Elvis Junior has left the building! – Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. – Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! – Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant! – Lil’ Shaq’s at the free show line. – You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.” – Your closet door is open and Donato’s peeking out. – You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones. – I see you have an opening in senior management. – Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.